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Who Am I?

Am I Jackie Chan?

Favorite This And That Shiet

Here's a list of what I shit out everyday:

Favorite TV Show: Family Guy
Favorite Movie: Fight Club
Favorite Music: Linkin Park
Favorite Book: The Sky Is Falling
Favorite Sport: Water Polo
Favorite Food: Steak--hey, it's what's for dinner.
People I Most Admire: Me, myself, and Iself.

"Who forgot to unclog the toilet?"

Yeah, he seems to look like me...
Ah, who am I fooling?  That is me...
Some asses pushed me into a pool.
No wonder why I look so dumbfounded?

What am I?! A fucking freak show on display??? Get the fuck outta here!Don't even know why you peeps are here for in the first place! Wanna see me goto school? Work? Piss my pants? You fucking George Michael!... Look around--I hope you shit yourself.

Please excuse my friend. He doesn't mean to come off as such a baddie. He's really a mild-mannered Catholic boy that should know better. There, to the right of this page, you see a professional studio picture of me taken in the 6th grade. I was just a little tyke back then, so excuse me if I look spookilly like a girl.

Favorite Niceties...

I heartily enjoy these certain things... 8 ):

Favorite TV Show: The Simpsons
Favorite Movie: The Truman Show
Favorite Music: Backstreet Boy, Michelle Branch, M2M, Natalie Imbruglia
Favorite Book: Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone
Favorite Sport: Swimming
Favorite Food: Clams, Scallops 
People I Most Admire: The Lord, Jesus Christ, the Virgin Mary, Joseph, and my family...

"Who's keeps calling me that 'G' word?"

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